If it's still raining at 3pm, I guess I'll be wearing rain boots to my wedding ๐คท๐ฝโโ๏ธ
It's a soggy Miami morning
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Holy shit, blow jobs assist with decreased chances of pre-eclampsia ๐ณ๐ณ๐ณ
My fiancรฉ is super pleased with this medical advise
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Short work week for me ๐
"I don't wanna be his friend, I wanna shoot him in the face" ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ LOVE it's always sunny in Philadelphia
Thank you so much ๐
Hypnobirthing class was pretty awesome . It helps reinforce to my fiancรฉ that this isn't a surgery and woman already have all the tools to do natural birth...we don't need drugs or people telling what us what to do to push out a baby if when we are perfectly healthy.
Idky I like Kodak Black ๐คฆ๐ฝโโ๏ธ
Wait, next week is the 15th? Oh shit, marrriage time ๐
No, not everybody dressed in white in Miami is an iyabo ๐ ๐คฆ๐ฝโโ๏ธ
That wipped orange tallow tho ๐๐คฉ๐
All dem shot glasses tho ๐คฃ
Fiancรฉ is still giving me shit about wanting to do a home birth. He thinks it's like having surgery...
You're just pushing out a baby and surgery mode is only an option if there are complications, stop freaking out.
