they’re called crosswords because they make you cross at words

(my entry to the New Yorker caption contest)

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testing some updates to the app I’m pumped to get in

\- profile preview can be swiped up and it magically becomes the full profile view

\- posts get cached locally now so they load much faster when you open a thread

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where the fuck are my keys

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game of the year clinched

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dr bronner's 18-in-1 hemp peppermint pure-castile gamer fuel

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90s kid reference, evergreen problem

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I don’t want to get political but shouldn’t it be spelled indightment or am I saying it wrong

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just reproduced the superconductor, proof:

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all the hotties be like yeah I have IBS

Irritable

Bowel

Syndrome

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SELECT goes in

rows come out

can’t EXPLAIN that

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**, quoting clarabelle.xyz**

why do people keep asking me this

\[quote\]

@pfrazee.com are you building an app for virgins?

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**, quoting actualandyrichter.bsky.social**

comforted to know the govt is staying on top of this

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Terrible news, guys. Talked to a friend of mine in the govt and she says that they ran the data and it’s official, everyone on Bluesky is a nerd

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I did that once but it was to cry over a girl. I listened to the entire in rainbows album

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where we goin

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hey wow jet lag is fun, it’s 3:30am and I’m here for it

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a lady’s

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for sure

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**, quoting ryanwright.bsky.social**

we need a Ryan feed

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@pfrazee.com If you’re looking for feeds to beta test, I recommend adding a Ryan tab beside What’s Hot. All skeets from all the Ryans on here. It’ll be both validating and yet show that we are also explicitly not “What’s Hot”. So people have a clear choice.

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the demand for #butts is as big as

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Brooooo

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