Sorry, left my best Bitcoin joke at the bank and can no longer withdraw it here. :/
jp morgan
has
28 billion in cash
3.37 TRILLION in liabilities
<1%
jp morgan is a zombie company
they print more until no one accepts it any more for any goods. happening already in many countries, they do not use the usd any more for trading
bitcoin is the antidote of banks
umbrel:
my umbrel money is still lost.
it was sent from my wallet to umbrel a year ago.
there was one transaction which shows up in my wallet. i executed a command in my wallet to return my funds. the command executed. it said refundable. now it says: refunding. for a year...
i could even find the bitcoin address using the seed from umbrel and guggero
i tried all available hacks on the umbrel support page. most hacks are outdated. the newer ones did not work for me.
jim from umbrel tried to help me. he asked me to send him the output of a command. it shows the 'channel capacity' as the amount of sats i have sent with sat 0 in the wallet and on the payment channel. below is a script command output of another user. my umbrel payment channel looks identical. the node id matches the node id in my wallet from where i sent it.
Channel details
Remote peer node ID
02d935fc732a8e49.................
Local wallet node ID
02750cbfaf9762..............................
Channel short ID
8050...........................
Funding txid
f7c274906ac64............................
Channel started
16 Apr 2022
still umbrel has locked up my funds somewhere without returning them. many users have the same problem, umbrel lightning takes their money and it gets stuck somewhere:
mugiwara
Feb '22
After a power failure I had to restore my node.
All channels were closed except this one which is now stuck in waiting close for over a month.
Is there any way to recover these funds?
“total_limbo_balance”: “0”,
“pending_open_channels”: [
],
“pending_closing_channels”: [
],
“pending_force_closing_channels”: [
],
“waiting_close_channels”: [
{
“channel”: {
“remote_node_pub”: “02ab583d430015f3b6b41730434b5fac264901b50199f0b9becc0a98a365f581a9”,
“channel_point”: “24c53f91b0ce06b9135b6673a4aa9f8977d72070baf983d864283228303e3c5b:1”,
“capacity”: “3000000”,
“local_balance”: “0”,
“remote_balance”: “0”,
“local_chan_reserve_sat”: “0”,
“remote_chan_reserve_sat”: “0”,
“initiator”: “INITIATOR_LOCAL”,
“commitment_type”: “ANCHORS”,
“num_forwarding_packages”: “0”
},
“limbo_balance”: “0”,
“commitments”: {
“local_txid”: “”,
“remote_txid”: “”,
“remote_pending_txid”: “”,
“local_commit_fee_sat”: “0”,
“remote_commit_fee_sat”: “0”,
“remote_pending_commit_fee_sat”: “0”
iris has changed some of the user interface. i like iris, it is getting better and better.
some thoughts:
-search and posting fields are in the center very close to each other. you search for something and accidently post it. if you put search on the right side and posting in the center, this will not happen any more
- finding the global feed takes two clicks now instead of one. now you need to click on the iris sign, then select user feed or global feed. can we go back to one click?
do you want to live in a totalitarian, dystopian clown world?
wien. europe. prison
https://www.tiktok.com/@heimatliebe_oe/video/7209710329830378758?_r=1&_t=8ab3uCGo2In
usdc and other stablecoins:
cto larssen explains today, monday after a hot weekend. what is safe?
usdc
ledger is very secure if you use it correctly
buenas noches everyone
update circle USDC
as expected usdc is nearing par again. now 0.9856
moneyprinting until no one in the world accepts it any more.
it is already toilet paper
stablecoins and svb:
heidi talking about stablecoins and svb today.
let me shortly introduce heidi: born in the us, she moved to portugal with a lot of bitcoin. recently heidi returned her us membership and picked up a caribbean one for 100k.
i have lived in costa rica for a while.
it can mean anything. it is friendly. they say it whenever they want to make you smile, after a while you say it to to everyone all the time.
it can mean good day
enjoy
life is good
all is well
whatever
most people live in a cult.
brainwashed
under mk ultra influence.
you cannot discuss anything with them.
if it does not match the narrative of the cult,
they do not want to discuss it, do not even want to listen.
it is impossible to change the mind of a brainwashed cultist with facts and evidence.
you could show him a picture of an elephant and tell him: "this is an elephant"
he will not believe you. he will accuse you of lying or making it up.
you could fly to africa with the the cultmember and show him a group of elephants
telling him that those are elephants. the cult member would dispute it, call you names and fly home, never talking to you any more
i agree. the administration of the usa consists of a demented clown wandering around mumbling words which do not even exist, a woman who speaks like a 5 year old and other complete morons.
they want to turn the usa into a communist cesspool. you can see the effects already in commifornia and other communist states. the us was a superior country for technology but this has changed almost 180% with an attack to the new technologies which will blossom outside of the usa.
korea does not care what the usa does
africa does not care
mexico does not care
the whole world does not care
the usa is just another country, a small one with a small number of people
most people in the usa have been brainwashed into thinking that their place is the best in the world or the richest in the world. this is not true, far from the reality. many countries are much richer and do not have those problems with crime, unemployed and homeless as in the usa.
if you travel, you know that there are many far better countries than the usa