I ❤️ females

Mmm

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Pano dump from today #sandiego

yeet

Trololol

Gm✨

I mean actually in a way, yes 👍

As Americans we pronounce a lot of words differently than their spelling would suggest

It really just surprised me when he blurted out "You don't read!" after I wasn't having his nonsense

I asked him to repeat that, but he backpedaled hard. Some ppl...

Pet peeve: being called buddy/bud, kid, boy/lil boy, even player/boss or Mr. (first name)

Happens more than you think

You're taking that photo wrong! If you studied photography you would know not to take photos of pizza in portrait! Landscape only. I would know, I am doctor!

The normal way? With a t somewhere in the middle? I don't even think he said the word, just *kindly* letting me know that I was speaking my native language wrong. I figured he was going to go on a tangent about how I should say "pee-zuh" like I heard kids in elementary say once or twice, but I didn't care enough to stick around. He barely speaks English, is Mexican & insists he knows everything because, well, he was a doctor in Mexico of course! He told me I shouldn't wear a baseball cap to protect my eyes from the sun in California, too, because it's all just "in my head"

Fun guy

Major wanker

Me, casually saying the word "pizza" in a sentence:

Some bum ass plastic surgeon: *in his Kermit the Frog voice*☝️It's actually pronounced differently. You're saying it wrong

Me: This is America

Bum ass surgeon: ☝️ Grammatically it's wrong. You don't know! You don't read!

Can I not... just, live my life?🤣

Haha i knew what u meant

Found out how weird it feels to write a handwritten letter after so many years today 😫

Also how idk how to spell as well as I thought 😅

Gm

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Got the trap bumpin tn

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Wish I had a truck 😅 #tunestr

https://youtu.be/DJ8hRupwsgo

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