Sometimes the dump never comes

The googly eyes have arrived.

It’s gonna be a productive day.

Highly experimental Lightning address that will lead to loss of funds:

@cashu.me

*in David Attenborough's voice*

The resemblance, was remarkable...

You got any soy sauce?

There's a lazy egg in all of us 🥚🥚🥚

Hey Hallmark, I've got a movie for you!

Ben, a rugged oilman in his 30s, is struggling to keep his oil operation afloat. The business, inherited from his father, is the backbone of the community, but it's on the brink of collapse due to years of financial strain.

Enter Emily, a sharp and sophisticated executive from the "big city". Undercover, she's scouting for potential land for her company's Bitcoin mining operation. Her target: the very land Ben is fighting to preserve. Their worlds collide when they meet under Emily's guise as a lost horseback rider on Ben's land.

As Jake and Emily spend more time together, sparks fly amidst the backdrop of the charming rural landscape and cute townsfolk. Emily, enchanted by the town's simplicity and Ben's genuine nature, finds herself torn between her mission and her growing feelings. The duo embarks on quintessential small-town dates, the highlight being a romantic sunset horseback ride on Ben's ranch, offering her a glimpse into a life vastly different from her own.

Their budding romance faces a huge hurdle when Ben accidentally overhears Emily's conversation with her bosses about their plan for his land. Feeling betrayed, he confronts her, leading to a heated argument. Unable to reconcile her professional obligations with her personal feelings, Emily returns to the city with a heavy heart.

Back at her company headquarters, Emily uncovers her company's plans to aggressively pursue the foreclosure of Ben's land. This revelation, combined with her growing disillusionment with corporate life (especially compared to small town charms), leads to an epiphany: her true happiness (and heart) lies not in the corporate world but in the small town she left behind!

Determined to right her wrongs, Emily returns to the small town to apologize to Ben. Together, they devise a plan to integrate flare gas Bitcoin mining into the oil operation, and presenting a new, sustainable business model to the local bank. Their proposal is well-received, breathing new life into Ben's business, and stave off a potential foreclosure.

In a bold move, Emily quits her job, choosing to start a new life and a new Bitcoin mining business with Ben. The end 🧡

Which Zelda though?