I was promised 100 zillion dollar bitcoin, you guys lied to me lol

IoT devices are generally spooky.

I woke up stupidly late but that better than my normal 4 to 5 hours of sleep so I'll take it.

Escaping financial slavery > Having a fat stack of fiat.

nostr:nprofile1qqsfzszrtw60ut24h28k0qy3cdyxhvpp2zx4lwyqzdfm7xwjsaxsj2qpzamhxue69uhhyetvv9ujumn0wd68ytnzv9hxgtc7qsr78 just curious are paynyms on the list of features to add? I think it would be sick to have paynyms in cake wallet.

The stock fan, turned up to 85%

DAAAAANG!

Ok I'll listen to you

Shrek

Will neuralink be able to run a node though?

Ok bud.

In the US we don't call each other bud and buddy enough, that's one thing I'm jealous Canada has that we Americans don't.

Nothing is "unhackable" but I'm saying I was very stupid with my nsec when I started nostr.

I don't know how my npub hasn't be compromised yet. But happy it hasn't.

Forgot I was ssh'ed into my server 😂

I didn't that earlier today too lol

How are you gonna be named ghost and questioning white people? Seems off lol.

For anyone curious, I'm sitting at 45.8°C averaging 1.12 TH/s using 16.2 watts.

Good thermal paste fixed me heating issue with the #bitaxe gamma 🤙⛏️

He wants to collect rain water

I'll vote for Trudeau only if he runs for office in blackface and refuses to be seen unless properly painted up. (I'm an American I can't vote in Canadian elections) 😂

Which gun?

Sounds like that pan was caked up

I haven't used it, does it have silent payments?

I'm gonna vomit but then I'm gonna still be happy you are using nostr

I've never seen an IKEA in real life.

What your favorite mobile 2FA app?

#askNostr

This one isn't nearly as funny as my last one but...

All BTC adoption isnt equal.

Corporate and Governmental adoption isn't a good thing. Maximize freedom over maximizing your pocket.

Do you people actually stare at charts all day 😂

I thought it was a meme.

You made a new post too quickly and I messed up 😔

In the US we can't fit our ankles in our boots, yee-haw!