Hear me out... The Gulf Republic. 
This was like watching Hemingway write.
That @michael_saylor sure can orange pill a conservative!
Volcanoes aren't broken. https://t.co/YN5JU83iPY
Yes.
Atheist: "You are an atheist too. I just believe in one god less than you."
Me: "That's where you are wrong. I believe in ALL the gods." https://t.co/JgIoHbAr97
#TIL No mummies/bodies have ever been found in an Egyptian pyramid.
Evidently texting while running a red light is a big no no in these parts. 🚙 🚓
What they call science is just social consensus and is the same methodology that kept man in caves for millennia.
Keep science skeptical.
Imagine thinking that Harry Potter doesn't really exist.
Happy #BitcoinPizzaDay
The one day us $BTC carnivores humble ourselves in homage and remembrance of one of bitcoin's great heroes. 
Me and CT this week. #Bitcoin 
Them: "Sir, you need a mask."
Me: "I have a condition, my amygdala is too small."
Gen Z New Yorker: "How old are you?"
Me: "1-800-546-7777"
#syracuse #UpstateNY #cny
#showerthoughts With a seedphrase, BTC is the one thing I CAN take with me after I die.
BTC in heaven.
That a girl...
"Hey google. Play 'I am Ironman' by Black Sabbath." 
Tradition matters.
Surround yourself with a lot of really smart people and a few really crazy ones. And listen to all of them.
They say you can't take it with you when you go.
Watch me.
#bitcoin #brainwallet
Me: "Looks like the new CPI report comes out tomorrow."
Wife: "I'm sure that will be honest and straight forward."
Love this woman.
Happy #RexManningDay y'all.
When I bring home a pizza, I feel like a caveman warrior dragging a woolly mammoth hindquarter back to the cave to feed kith and kin.
#manliness