GOOD AFTERNOON

BITCOIN IS BACKED BY THE LARGEST COMPUTING NETWORK ON EARTH, WHICH CONSUMES ENERGY

SO ITS BACKED BY ENERGY

Shitcoiners will become politicians. They’ll need it to pump their scam tokens.

#Bitcoin needs no president to represent it.

⚡️🇺🇸 JUST IN: Coinbase endorses the idea of a US strategic #Bitcoin reserve.

In a blog post, Coinbase's CEO calls on world leaders to do four things:

🔹 Pass laws that keep crypto businesses in their home countries.

🔹 Establish strategic bitcoin reserves.

"The next global arms race will be in the digital economy, not in space"

🔹 Establish special economic zones for the digital asset economy.

🔹 Make governments more efficient.

He specifically cites the Department of Government Efficiency (DOGE) effort.

SSR - strategic shitcoin reserve

Stop shitcoining. Use Bitcoin. If Bitcoin is too slow for you, use Lightning. If Lightning is too unreliable for you, use Ecash.

Just stop goddamnit. Nobody cares about your ridiculous shitcoin and you're wasting your precious life.

⚡️I have a weakness please help me. I'm tempted to buy from trump's memescoin to get more bitcoins. Tell me how shitty this plan is so I can pull myself together 🤣

Was at the Roman Baths museum in Bath, England today. Bitcoin pops up in the most peculiar ways…#bitcoin #devaluation #inflation

Moscow Time - 9:99.

Me likey.

They can take your TikTok account.

They can take your Twitter account.

They can take your YouTube account.

They can take your Facebook account.

They can take your Instagram account.

They can't take your nostr account.

Seen the a non-Nostr user on the bus the other morning, I knew she wasn't on Nostr cause she didn't say GM.

I was all like "Why you not on Nostr cunt?" she's all like "I don't know who you are, or why your taking pictures of my feet, but I'm calling the police'.

I'm all like "fucking do it you pussy #footstr".

Police show up, I show em the feet pics, they're like 'yeah that's pretty good, whats your npub so I can zap that shit'.

Everyone on the bus starts laughing, even the chick.

This is how we win.

Turns out users actually like agency. They don't really want an app with a single button that tries to do everything for them, specially because they know the single-button won't really do what they actually want.