If you smoke weed I hope you know that you smell like shit and your parents hate you pick up cigarettes like a normal person
Happy Palm Sunday ✝️
Glory to God
Thankyou for being the sacrificial lamb to gift us Salvation Jesus Christ Lord of Lords King of Kings🕊
What’s the plan for tonight
Is we getting total banking collapse tomorrow?
Xi Jinping is elected president of China for the third time in a row this will be a Great Leap Forward for Asia and the world
Congratulations Mister President 🫡
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Fq1L3geWcAIkVDK?format=jpg&name=small
Gym partners exist because men yearn for trauma bonding through war but instead of surviving through mortar shellings it’s ignoring all the succubuses in lululemon thongs
AI voice and deepfakes are going to save a ton of people from cancel culture, you said something you should not have or don’t remember saying it, that was robotic demons boss
Everyone wants to crap on small towns but their gas stations and restaurants have the best country music playlists
Going cryptid hunting this weekend, pray for victory
I really need to fix my sleep schedule but no one wants to play Minecraft bedwars until like 11pm
Everyone hits 12 and never sees this ever again, where did it go? https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FqKc49CXwAEik8H?format=jpg&name=medium
Anyone on?
Happy incel day :)