Need an internet connection to access my downloads on HBO Max. Is this app retarded?

Women’s hangers were forged in hell’s hottest fire.

Breaking: fiat money still losing value. More at 11.

No mineral water at Phoenix Sky Harbor? Pass.

Shit! App’s updated. Don’t know how to use it anymore.

A key adult skill is seeing clothes you think you’d wear and instantly catching yourself in that lie.

Hi all - thanks for putting the United States of America at the top of the list, and not in the U section? You fucking animals?

In a previous life that blank stare meant I was deep in thought, now it’s just emptiness.

* Boeing

Boing’s delay in providing a new Air Force One has resulted in a national security crisis.

Lifting tip of the day: engage the perineum.