Is it even possible to have an external signer?

My gut tells me: no freaking way in iOS.

Shitposting on nostr is more profitable than running a Lightning routing node.

First person to respond gets 1mil sats

Yep - hunting for interesting notes…

Celebrating my birthday and zapping people on here ⚡️🥳

The troll crew usually follows each other and tend to have odd cartoon PFPs. Pretty easy to spot these idiots.

So I’m noticing that I’m able zap some notes on here. Anyone else having this issue?

Let’s test how cool people are on nostr.

I promise to zap you a million sats if you promise to zap it back.

We’re going to secure this transaction using PPT.

Pinky promise technology.

Lol 😂

Hit me with a 🤞if you want in.

Pot is growing 📈

Tension is rising 🔥

Stop what you're doing 🛑

Cause there's a new buy-in 👇

Total Pot Size

💰 15,515 sats

📊 Odds Distribution

🥇 78.0% #[7] 12100 tickets

🥈 20.7% #[5] 3210 tickets

🥉 0.6% #[2] 100 tickets

🍀 0.6% #[6] 100 tickets

🍀 0.0% #[1] 5 tickets

📝 Participation Log

1. #[0]: 10 tickets

2. #[1]: 5 tickets

3. #[2]: 100 tickets

4. #[3]: 200 tickets

5. #[4]: 2100 tickets

6. #[5]: 3000 tickets

7. #[6]: 100 tickets

8. #[7]: 10000 tickets

📡⚡️🔥 Happy Sunday World ! To celebrate my 150 new friends i will zap 1000 sats to a person who comment and share this post 🔥⚡️📡

#plebchain

#zapchain

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Any other plebs finding themselves becoming exponentially less concerned about, or interested in the fiat price of #bitcoin since joining nostr?

At this point it seems I’m parked adjacent to zero fucks given avenue. 🤷‍♂️ 🤙⚡️

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REZONE

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BARQUE

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In #[1]'s game with 10 guesses from all players.

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READER

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In #[1]'s game with 3 guesses from all players.

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REAPER

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In #[1]'s game with 2 guesses from all players.

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SUPPER

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In #[1]'s game with 1 guesses from all players.

New game created by #[0] join the fun! #cowdle #game

The person who guesses the correct word first will receive ⚡50 sats!

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Reply with a 6 letter word and compete now!

🟠 = Correct letter in correct place

⚪ = Correct letter in wrong place

⚫ = Letter not in word

#[1] #[2] #[3] #[4] #[5] #[6] #[7] #[8] #[9] #[10]

Want to join the game?

Create your own game by posting a new note with '@cowdle #game'

Make sure to have your Lightning Address saved in your profile so you can receive your sats 🐮 Must be in format of 'user@domain.com' or 'lnurl...'

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CARDIO

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In #[1]'s game with 18 guesses from all players.

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CARING

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In #[1]'s game with 13 guesses from all players.

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HORRID

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In #[1]'s game with 6 guesses from all players.

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HERRIN

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SERRAT

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