It could be argued that no one has done more for Nostr adoption than Elon with his shenanigans.
Bitcoin Twitter is a dusty old saloon in a ghost town.
Nostr is Shangri-La.
Beards are proof of work.
I’m the Florida man of Nostr.
The Bridge on SiriusXM is the most pleasant way to start the morning.
Overheard in a cafe:
“Why would you buy a house with a HOA? That’s so dumb.”
“Dude, you live with your parents. Shut the fuck up.”
Okay, maybe not always but you get the idea.
The saddest words in the English language are “I told you so.”
My daily routine when I wake up:
Chug 1 cup of seed oil
Take hot shower
Rub sunscreen all over my body
Put on two pairs of sunglasses
Drive to doctor for vaccine microdose
Go to steakhouse, order salad
Skip working out
Eat the bugs
Get in pod
Feels good to be contrarian!
So that’s how it works! 
TIL the word “passion” is derived from the Latin word for suffering.
As a writer I feel seen.
What, did they turn on read receipts?
Without adversity there can be no virtue.
This is life advice. Visit Spain someday.
Are we really making memes out of sick people now?
Each incremental UTXO creates more data which increases fees. In a world where bitcoin is more valuable, higher fees hurt more.
For instance, I know some people who don’t create a UTXO for anything less than a million sats.
What if the Big Bang was an AI hallucination?



