What we’re witnessing right now with the #bitcoin ETF is the limit to which human beings can masturbate.

In January, we either need completion or it’s blue balls all the way down.

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That’s a better argument than “bitcoin, not crypto”

“Bitcoin is THE crypto” is what people should be saying.

We Southerners have not given up the fight 🫡

Bitcoin is crypto. It uses cryptography.

If you make Elizabeth Warren mad, you’re doing something right.

This is the time of year when I wish I had stock in cardboard box manufacturers.

I get that from church folks, to which I remind them God created the swear words too.

This one’s for the low time preference motherfuckers nostr:note14rnwlytql8wucqv6qtzn7wgxxss235vegngtp3sv4xztjdye5epqv8gwft

I sent a #bitcoin transaction last week for 35 sats/vB.

Quit fucking panicking.

The spammer paying a ginormous fee to the miners is a property transfer at the market rate.

We don’t get to decide what the market rate is.

Lol I’m sure this is what Satoshi had in mind when he mined the first bitcoin block.

https://www.theblock.co/post/267973/tether-weve-onboarded-fbi-secret-service-to-our-platform

If you don’t like blockchain spam and high fees on Layer 1, the answer isn’t to throw a hissy fit and try to choke demand for bitcoin through some kind of backdoor.

The answer is to build Layer 2.

Eventually the spammers will run out of sats. Move through the stages of grief and get to the solutioning phase.

If some of y’all are getting random zaps from me, it’s because I keep tapping to see profile and fat-fingering the one-tap zap button.

Happy accidents :)

The two are not mutually exclusive. Do what you want with your node.

Inscriptions aren’t anything new and they’re not breaking bitcoin or its decentralization. People are just butthurt about fees.

Maxis: Crypto is pointless. All this stuff is just going to get built on #bitcoin

[Ordinals happen]

Maxis: Nooo, not like that

Is the graffiti written in chalk?

Eventually, the inscribers run out of sats and the mempool clears anyway.

Bitcoin still works and if bitcoin is money, we don’t get to say what people use that money for. We either believe in freedom or we don’t.

I wouldn’t necessarily say I’m for inscriptions, but I’m for people doing whatever they want on #bitcoin

And it seems like I’m in rare company.

There is no more reliable cashflow than the royalties from the Mariah Carey Christmas song.

I remember when I was my 20’s, I always felt like age was the only thing that mattered. I thought life essentially stopped at 30 and nothing I did would be worth anything at that point.

Now that I’m in my 30’s I laugh at that dude and feel bad for him. I see how insecure and restless he was. High on eagerness, low in direction. I bought my first sats at 29 and life fell into place from there.

If you’re in your 20’s, know there’s probably a place in this world for you. Sometimes, the skies just take a little while to open up.