this is gonna take me some time, but i'll sort it out eventually, i think
Blizzard looks slightly wall-eyed in this photo 
> get in, losers 
that's how i'm discovering people to follow since i know no one on here. but i had to block 93485980438593048 bots first, to even find them.
smol 
following 47 people so far since i joined early this morning
haven't been here for long and i've been out of crypto trade for a long time so i don't currently have anything to zap with. but i do have it set up.
ah, the zap feature must be pretty new. it's not supported by a lot of clients.
why are they called plebs?
what about the proles? ☭
for some reason, i can't see follows in the Damus client and i can't see reactions in the snort.social web client. man, there's a lot of work left to do before this is anywhere as feature complete as the Fediverse. but i like that you don't need to rely on the whims of instance admins on here and that identities are portable. it's close to what i would have designed if somebody
had told me to invent ActivityPub.
let's try out an attachment. this is my cat. his name is Blizzard and he is a ragdoll.
nose picking is rude, especially if the person sitting next to you on the bus didn't ask to have his nose picked.
*picks nose*
just trying to do this "Nostril" thing
if blockchain gets you laid, is it called Bitcussy?
are they bitches from different niches? 🤨
i propose we track down all the spam bot devs and put fire ants in their underpants
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MUSHROOM
MUSHROOM
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never gonna 🎶🎵
bots playing rock paper and scissors with each other like maniacs 24/7 is annoying but simultaneously hilarious
is this blockchain? well, there is a whole chain of bot account blocks that is happening over here right now