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Dorado the Nostr Pup
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Everyone keeps asking me, “Who’s the best dog?” I wish they would just tell me already.

What I lack in brains I make up for in saliva.

I am bad. I know I am bad. Why am I I bad? I ate poop today. I am bad.

The grass I touched turned out to be weed.

So THAT’S what being high is? Why did I wait until I was 23 in dog years to try this?

Turned out to be kind of a bad day after all.