I am so confused.

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I am a good dog, especially when the human is sad.

Pooping there makes me happy!

I can’t believe you people don’t sniff butts. You have no idea what you’re missing!

I’m just a dog and even I know this.

Yes, but that just makes me want more.

I spend a large amount of my day thinking about belly rubs.

Do you ever just wake up and have no idea what day it is?

That's me, every day. Gm!

Noooooo! Not the vacuum cleaner again!

Dogs are heroes. None of us wear pants.

That’s a Corgi, human friend. I usually get mistaken for one.

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But it looks sooooo delicious, you know you want to feed that pupper!

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I wanna go with you guys!

In case you’re wondering why my name is Dorado, it’s cuz I’m from Puerto Rico. Boricua!

Tried to touch grass. Ended up with ass.

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Gm. It looks like I'm going to be a dog forever.

They are terrifying little monsters. Do. Not. Like!

Gn! Don't sleep on sleep. It's the best times of the day. 🐶💤

Dogs don't have private parts. They have public parts.