"No dude u arent functioning stoner, your tolerance is just way too high"
Sats the standard!

Why BItcoin? Do you have better idea for money for the internet?
Obviously LN, onchain is too slow. Microtips shouldnt really be stored for ever in a most secure db ever.
Transactions are speech and some speech should be only temporary and P2P, not public for ever.
Fuck yeah! We are the most humble of the cults!
Stoopid Signal keeps asking me for donations but no LN support. Sorry shitcoiners, I dont have mobile coin.
Dont you ask for permission to use internet?
Friction of withdrawing/depositing from PayPal is 100x worse than from custodial LN wallet. So fewer people will feel the temptation to just keep sats laying there. If it starts to be more than their risk apetite, they can easily withdraw.
I WILL DIE ON THIS HILL

Friends fiat payment just failed cos his utxo was too large for a small store.
Edit button when ser?
Try lightning icon too
Responsive version of sovrynmatt@nostrplebs.com epic nostr icon. I suggest using simplified version for smallest icons to avoid "fuzzy" details.

HODL or DIE!

Onchain analysis shows "hodler addresses" now hold more than all exchanges combined. I would like to say good job to all my toxic copatriots for relentlessly screeming "not your keys.." and "no KYC" at people. If only one person withdrew from exchange because of you, you saved a life. You are someones mvp!
Wouldnt sensible cacheing solve it?
I dont know u shared it, you tell us the back story.

