that's what you think.
nostr:npub1c7dcyks5jll7jfu38x0k9qd4cnv7jqlexrwu5fzhnz923yxmsweq0y4qr7 dude is European. Leave it to us.
I'm American.
We are the 'F' in ATF stands for Firearms not Fucking laser swords
Is that an unregistered firearm in your pants or are you just happy to see me.
My boss told me if I neutralize 4 dogs, 3 children and 2 adults this quarter that I will get a raise 😁
Aww, glad you are thinking about us. We are happy to serve the US citizens.
He's still at it, would be ashame if something happened....
So I just found out that you can sue someone for doing a simple prank, literally all we did was boot your door in shoot 3 of your family members and found out we were at the wrong address... it's just a prank relax, there is no need to use anymone. people are so dramatic.
He won't own one much longer if he does have one. I might even buy him one drop it off just to that when we said I can shoot a dog.
We got to try out some of our new toys a few hours ago at a small farm house in the middle of no where, it's not really as fun as just burning down the building or just kicking the door in and harming people in their homes but C-4 does a number on a building that's all im allowed to say.
I was going to put the C-4 on one of the dogs but my commanding officer said no... such a buzzkill.
Dude, I work for the government I already hate myself
We got some cool new toys at HQ today, can't wait to see what they do to unarmed citizens and household pets.
Just burned down a families house, might go on national news and talk about how I saved America later.
We do what we do because if we reach our quota (X amount of dogs killed, X amount of homes raided and so on) Joe Biden said he won't molest our children.
You're welcome 🤗
I fell asleep at my desk and had a dream that someone said pistol brace and it scared me so bad I jumped up and started blasting just to be safe... We are hiring now!