You can replace your 3 year olds dick with a flamethrower for all me care but you better not but that brace on that gun, it's illegal and we can shoot you for doing it.
We love love to be known as the "Gayest MF's" during pride month.
We will be celebrating all month by having male strippers in ATF HQ all month, 24/7
Happy Gay Month to all American citizens who are following our ever changing guidelines, We recommend checking the guidelines every 25 mins to make sure you stay in line.
We had fun and people try to make us out to be the bad guys lol. All we did was light a building full of people on fire after shooting at people for a while.
Oh that's right from kneeing those kids in the face
Working on it, give us a bit soon we will have micro tracing devices in all 3D printer filaments π
We love it when our fans make memes especially when they are this accurate.
This is just a regular Tuesday for me haha.
If they are drinking illegal alcohol while eating pizza I'll literally shoot everything in their home.
