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The kids at Langley? Of course not! I would NEVER send my kids there

You ain’t FBI. You’re fuckin incel.

Who needs feds here when we've got a load of libertarians?? 🥲

Oh no! Maybe the kids are feds 😂

Feds work on the upper floor of my building and when I see them pushing the buttons I'm always like "so what goes on up there" and their most common response is "I cant tell you that". I love it, I love that I know and they know that I know but they can't say anything. I have fun.

I'm the only real fed so it's assumed that you're kidding

The nostr:npub150a8n72qa3y8cjlnm55vzugrgyg45jw4zj5s3e0jfjlgag6eeqxs0vajrj

Who are your top 10 favourite feds on nostr? #asknostr 🌝

Everyone here is a fed

Is Vance one of your operatives?

We answer to higher powers than Johnson.

Our statistics show that approximately 32.17% of nostr users are real people. 78% are Americans being watched by the FBI, the rest are non-Americans being watched by us.

Secret messages are in

I just found out my gun guy worked for the fbi. It bought that was a funny plot twist.

zapathon is basically the mass-sending of unlicensed money via unlicensed money transmitters using unlicensed cryptology. How can you not love that?