Big L for UK plebs today. Guilty until proven innocent.

That's the chilli jam made. Well if it sets it is, if not its a dipping sauce 🤣🤣

I know there's a better tag than #foodstr out there so if someone dosen't mind putting it the comments that would be appreciated 👍🏻

Recipe as follows :-

3 chilli

2 cloves of garlic

1 pepper

500g sugar (or jam sugar)

300 mil of red wine vinegar

Pectin if not using jam sugar.

I've doubled up in the pics because I'm making a large batch 😉

Put sugar in a pan with the vinegar over a low heat to dissolve the sugar.

Rough chop the chili, garlic and pepper and blend to a rough paste.

Once the sugar has dissolved add chilli mix and turn down the heat. As the mixture comes to the boil spoon of the scum.

Add pectin if not using jam sugar.

Boil for 15 minutes.

Take off the heat, let it cool for 10 minutes and then pour into sterilised jars that have been warmed in an oven.

Enjoy 👍🏻

That's what she said 🤣

For sale>

Make me an offer.

One of a kind #nostr agent!

#bitcoin

He is such a strange, strong willed doggo…

Even after getting some real meat, sniffing it an looking happy about it he still just got back to the same old place to lie down again!

I suspect that he is going for the real jackpot of being adopted… NOT easily doable for me, but I’m sure tempted :-) #dogstr

In bitcoin we talk about the potential for generational wealth.

70% of wealthy families lose their wealth by the 2nd generation, 90% by the 3rd.

Give your kids advantages but don’t raise them to be self-entitled with baseless delusions of grandeur: or your legacy will be gone.

I wonder how long before we see lock-downs to flatten the Shingles curve.

Good morning nostr. Sending this from the new internet connection. Finally! ☕ 🎉

#coffeechain

When my kids gets older I want to tell them that I took part in saving the world from blood thirsty Central Bankers by holding my #bitcoin in cold storage. What will you tell your kids/grandkids when they get older?

Yeah, I paid for the original and then tried subscription I think but it was failing often

Eden fails to connect for me as well

Koalas are fucking horrible animals. They have one of the smallest brain to body ratios of any mammal, additionally - their brains are smooth. A brain is folded to increase the surface area for neurons. If you present a koala with leaves plucked from a branch, laid on a flat surface, the koala will not recognise it as food. They are too thick to adapt their feeding behaviour to cope with change. In a room full of potential food, they can literally starve to death. This is not the token of an animal that is winning at life. Speaking of stupidity and food, one of the likely reasons for their primitive brains is the fact that additionally to being poisonous, eucalyptus leaves (the only thing they eat) have almost no nutritional value. They can't afford the extra energy to think, they sleep more than 80% of their fucking lives. When they are awake all they do is eat, shit and occasionally scream like fucking satan. Because eucalyptus leaves hold such little nutritional value, koalas have to ferment the leaves in their guts for days on end. Unlike their brains, they have the largest hind gut to body ratio of any mammal. Many herbivorous mammals have adaptations to cope with harsh plant life taking its toll on their teeth, rodents for instance have teeth that never stop growing, some animals only have teeth on their lower jaw, grinding plant matter on bony plates in the tops of their mouths, others have enlarged molars that distribute the wear and break down plant matter more efficiently... Koalas are no exception, when their teeth erode down to nothing, they resolve the situation by starving to death, because they're fucking terrible animals. Being mammals, koalas raise their joeys on milk (admittedly, one of the lowest milk yields to body ratio... There's a trend here). When the young joey needs to transition from rich, nourishing substances like milk, to eucalyptus (a plant that seems to be making it abundantly clear that it doesn't want to be eaten), it finds it does not have the necessary gut flora to digest the leaves. To remedy this, the young joey begins nuzzling its mother's anus until she leaks a little diarrhoea (actually fecal pap, slightly less digested), which he then proceeds to slurp on. This partially digested plant matter gives him just what he needs to start developing his digestive system. Of course, he may not even have needed to bother nuzzling his mother. She may have been suffering from incontinence. Why? Because koalas are riddled with chlamydia. In some areas the infection rate is 80% or higher. This statistic isn't helped by the fact that one of the few other activities koalas will spend their precious energy on is rape. Despite being seasonal breeders, males seem to either not know or care, and will simply overpower a female regardless of whether she is ovulating. If she fights back, he may drag them both out of the tree, which brings us full circle back to the brain: Koalas have a higher than average quantity of cerebrospinal fluid in their brains. This is to protect their brains from injury... should they fall from a tree. An animal so thick it has its own little built in special ed helmet. I fucking hate them.

Tldr; Koalas are stupid, leaky, STI riddled sex offenders. But, hey. They look cute. If you ignore the terrifying snake eyes and terrifying feet.

pepper spray is nice

Are you guys seeing what is happening over on the Coldcard sub? People who rolled the dice for their seed are getting drained! Omg

Someone please tell me wtf is going on.

It is more likely that that weapon will end up harming an innocent person or in the hands of criminals than protecting your daughter. That's the reason.

We gave up our rights to bare arms slowly over time out of fear, emotional manipulation and an indoctrinated population that believes the state is mother.