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They call me Captain Retard. My Super Power is being less retarded than the Average Person. The Average Person uses ten percent of their Brain, I use fifty percent of my Brain. I am the World's Smartest Retard. Smarter than the average Retard, but still a Retard. In the Land of the Retards, the Man with half a Brain is still a Retard.

Be me

Member of the CIA

Interrogating Radical Feminist

"Admit it! You are sexually aroused at the thought of men having sex with young girls, but at the same time filled with jealous rage because you believe, correctly, that young girls will always be more beautiful than you! Your Matriarchal terrorism has no virtue! You can't force us to abide by your molestation and statutory rape laws forever! My ancestors came to this country to escape matriarchal tyranny! Tell me the truth terrorist!"

"Fuck you gross man pig"

*radical feminist bites down on her tooth*

cyanidecapsule.exe

*radical feminist dies*

~five minutes later~

*militant feminists blast through the wall with det cord*

"We are women hear us roar! In voices too loud to ignore!"

*activates self destruction sequence*

*jumps out the window*

*building explodes behind me while I walk away*

*I live to fuck Lolis for another day*

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Actually, I'm marginalized and oppressed by Jews that use their institutional power to victimize me by flooding my home with brown people.

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The joke is on her, I actually enjoy home invaders.

Last week a fem boy crawled in through my bedroom window.

We're married now.

I don't make poasts for you, I make poasts for me, if you happen to like and share those poasts, that is just collateral damage on the invasion of Israel. Everything is groovy like a vinyl album. Hail Hitler.

When I see that someone poasted the Nigger word on the Fediverse.

I don't always encounter Niggers on the Fediverse, but when I do, I respond with EXTREME PREJUDICE. :cross_ortho_wooden1: :1488: :israel_burn: :watabit: :awoo:

I would raid area fifty one naked with a flame thrower if it meant I could travel back in time to become the smartest man in ancient egypt and marry the pharoah

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I am fascinated by this trans female muslim superhero writing a graphic novel biography. I hope shim kicks ass, or it ain't worth reading.

Is that a normal size person with a slice of Mary Jane's Giant Enriched Rich? It is the most giant bread with the most nutrition.

If you are bored, check out this group on Gab.

I used to be the only person to use this group, but now that Grab charges to poast images, I will use this group no more.

gab.com/groups/12193

Europe is like America, except when a nigger rapes you in Europe, they will arrest you for complaining about being raped. May the Lord be with you, and with your spirit.