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They call me Captain Retard. My Super Power is being less retarded than the Average Person. The Average Person uses ten percent of their Brain, I use fifty percent of my Brain. I am the World's Smartest Retard. Smarter than the average Retard, but still a Retard. In the Land of the Retards, the Man with half a Brain is still a Retard.

What normal people use Facebook for: sharing life events

What I use Facebook for: being retarded

Fun Fact: A Puma, Mountain Lion, Bob Cat, Wild Cat, Cougar, and a Big Floppa are all the same animal.

You guys like guns. Can a high explosive round fired from a Rifle travel farther than one mile? I'm still wrestling with the logistics behind the movie "Shooter".

I believe that Hell exists because the destruction of a Human Soul, even the Soul of an Evil Person, would be an abomination.

kill troons, behead troons, bifurcate troons with a concrete saw, stab troons in the face with a gigger, feed troons to cloned dinosaurs, tell a troon YWNBAW, push a troon out of a helicopter over the ocean, shoot troons through the large hadron supercollider, leave a troon alone in a locked room with a shit bull, vote for Donald Trump.

Jesus does not solve your problems by solving your problems

Jesus solves your problems by making you a better person more capable of solving your own problems

I've been dazed and confused for so long it's not true

When did a woman ever bargain for you

Lot's of people talking but few of them know

Soul of a woman was created below

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Finally meet a girl

Vagina has teeth

Eats my Penis

FTW

We need to make all opposing political parties illegal in the name of preserving democracy. Opposing political parties are enemies of democracy and everything wrong with this country.

Smoke Crack

Kill Federal agents and bury them in your back yard

Post Racism on the Internet

Heil Hitler

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Jewish Supremacy is rooted in Satanism

The War against Zionism is a War against Satan

The World Bank is controlled by Shyster Hook Nosed Rope Dodgers that must be exterminated like the Vermin that they are. I am just saying what everyone is thinking.

The Government's greatest fear is a population capable of independent thought, because that population would be capable of understanding what is wrong with the World and what needs to be done to fix it. Look at the cute Leopard. Like and share if the Leopard is cute.

The National Justice Party is the Margarine of extremism

The National Justice Party is the Diet Coke of extremism

Just one calorie

Not extreme enough