oh i'm so sorry! i'm retarded and don't remember my own name half the time. i'll try to remember this time ☻

jeez, how did you do that?? good call! i lived in the state of victoria australia all my life - except the years i lived in holland and learnt to speak dutch. you nailed it.

(except i just realised my friends say i speak exactly the same as before i lived overseas so idek anymore lol)

"oh my gawd dude this is an mma match"

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pic from ufc nashville - but it seems like lots of commenters these days don't know it comes from here:

youtube.com/shorts/TT9ArM3-KJQ?si=9bXiBnYXBSe0jK7v

the worst two accents people have guessed i have are south african and american

no fucking thank you

i have officially discovered the best "candy" type of protein bar in existence. blessed salted caramel. it's vegan and it's the best chocolate bar i've ever eaten. for real real ☻ it makes no sense to me that there's even protein in it. it's too good

life hack:

obtain a pill cutter from amazon or your local apothecary

every vitamin you take that is a hard tablet? chop it in half.

we aren't physically capable of absorbing a quarter of what they put in vitamins

vitamins last twice as long just by doing something rational and less wasteful ☻

how is corman still making "movies" - he must be 90 years old by now? i still haven't read his book and i've been meaning to for too many years

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𖤐 sharktopus vs whalewolf 𖤐

is a movie that exists wtf

omg i love that pic. i am proud of my cute smooth-brained idiocy

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wot tf

is this deliberately insane or can humans in 2023 really be this retarded. it hurts my brain. i nearly yeeted my phone thru a wall when i saw this last night

news.yahoo.com/might-not-heard-far-called-090347429.html?soc_src=social-sh&soc_trk=tw&tsrc=twtr