Lol, Brazilians are heavily searching for "VPN" right now according to Google. One does love to see it:

I can’t sing, but I can math.

What are your two barbell skills?

Lots of new nostriches here today! Welcome! As long as I can afford it, 500 starter sats for everyone replying to this note.

Make sure you're zap-able!

I'll hit everyone while my wallet holds out.

And.. Go!

Nonfat Greek yogurt is one of the saddest things.