*chefs kiss*
The “Debt Ceiling” conversation has been happening my entire life.
I have zero expectations of the process ever changing at the hands of those managing it.
As such, I have zero sympathy for people that spend emotional energy on it.
Delete twitter.
Turn off the news.
move on.
honored to be a listed on Forbes “7.8 billion under 90.”
in an ideal world, and by definition, you’re right……..but…….
The only salesmen I’ve ever liked were terrible at their jobs.
Make whatever decisions you’re putting off so that you can Friday’s off.
mood rn 
the turn around time between eating asparagus and asparagus pee never ceases to amaze me.
i have friends that own ethereum.
i don’t have friends that use 35 lb plates.
Beefsteak has no sponsors.
One side affect of this is that it will fail when people stop coming.
It’s only beholden to the user.
That said, if no one comes, I will still do them by myself.
Fuck u guys.
Dear Boomer,
In 1990, after 14 years in business, this computer was apple’s premier product.
Apple stock closed that year at 31 cents. Up ~23% for the year.
Many thought they were too late.
Bitcoin is 14 years old.
Now ask yourself: Are you reading this on an apple product? 
don’t wait until your sick to get healthy.
It’s easy to forget that much of the world was shut down during that first Miami beefsteak.
It was a great filter.
My alarm clock used to scare me awake every day.
For me, becoming a grown up in America was characterized by switching from voting FOR the person I wanted to be elected, to voting AGAINST the person I didn’t want elected, to eventually NOT voting.
Welcome to adulthood.
i just realized i can’t dm dick pics.
what’s up with that?