nostr:npub1rtlqca8r6auyaw5n5h3l5422dm4sry5dzfee4696fqe8s6qgudks7djtfs i’m coming over for breakfast.

please listen to this album, then call me and we’ll talk about it.

(i’ll charge my phone.)

this really hits as something i’m ashamed that i didn’t come up with. nostr:note165wytg0dfg6jz5jf3rscnv0trsdh8r5nqc43herzrpkxz3r580wqgxh28d

Top Sirloin is very underrated.

Think about the most memorable thing you have ever eaten.

It could be anything, a piece of fruit or a specific dish.

I’m not talking about a thing you like or something someone made you over and over again.

I’m talking about a bite or mouthful that you will remember vividly for the rest of your life.

You might not even have liked it.

What is the most memorable thing you’ve ever eaten?

What is the most memorable thing you’ve ever eaten?

Such a small percentage of the food we eat is actually delicious.

As in, you think to yourself, “Damn, that’s delicious!”

and you remember it.

Sometimes, when I go up an escalator, I say to myself well that escalated quickly, which is funny, because escalators move very slowly.

* makes quasi -heart shape with my fingers*

I miss Skymall.

Do it now. nostr:note1kup2kf8twls7nm068qh2ppuhap9lgkxp39zelxrwejrfgl52m3ls72w460

gamepass is better anywho.

maybe?

I mean how fucking CUTE IS THIS THANG!?

what would you be if microsoft does it?

samsies

This is my actual amazon history right now.

i forget why you’re not melting