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1:38:21

Ep 1

South Park

SOUTH PARK THE 25TH ANNIVERSARY CONCERT

South Park The 25th Anniversary Concert will feature co-creators Trey Parker and Matt Stone taking the stage to perform songs from the show's 25-year history. They'll also be joined by Primus, Ween, and other special guests.

08/13/2022

46:47

S24 • E2

South Park

South ParQ Vaccination Special

The citizens of South ParQ are clamoring for the COVID-19 vaccine. A hilarious new militant group tries to stop the boys from getting their teacher vaccinated.

03/15/2021

47:16

S24 • E1

South Park

The Pandemic Special

Randy comes to terms with his role in the COVID-19 outbreak as the on-going pandemic presents continued challenges to the citizens of South Park.

09/30/2020

21:59

S21 • E2

South Park

Put It Down

When Tweek is caught in the middle of a petty conflict, it drives his relationship with Craig to the brink.

09/20/2017

22:00

S20 • E1

South Park

Member Berries

Garrison is still hot on the campaign trail.

09/14/2016

22:00

S19 • E6

South Park

Tweek x Craig

The Asian girls in school are drawing dreamy pictures of Tweek and Craig.

10/28/2015

22:00

S19 • E4

South Park

You're Not Yelping

Cartman considers himself the top on-line restaurant reviewer in South Park.

10/14/2015

22:00

S19 • E1

South Park

Stunning and Brave

The boys express their utmost respect for Caitlyn Jenner in the most stunning and brave South Park ever.

09/16/2015

21:59

S18 • E6

South Park

Freemium Isn't Free

Stan is addicted to the new Terrance and Phillip mobile game.

11/05/2014

22:01

S17 • E9

South Park

Titties and Dragons

The doors to the mall will finally open for the biggest Black Friday sale in history. The boys are divided over which gaming device to buy and a bloody battle will determine whether Xbox or Sony will be the winner.

12/04/2013

22:00

S17 • E8

South Park

A Song of Ass and Fire

Black Friday is almost here and the battle for the new gaming devices is heating up. Princess Kenny's betrayal has left Cartman out for revenge.

11/20/2013

22:00

S17 • E7

South Park

Black Friday

The boys prepare to battle the crowds already lining up for the first official day of holiday shopping.

11/13/2013

22:00

S16 • E9

South Park

Raising The Bar

Cartman finally admits he's fat and immediately gets a mobility scooter.

10/03/2012

22:00

S15 • E5

South Park

Crack Baby Athletic Association

Kyle gets in on the ground floor of Cartman's latest business venture, The Crack Baby Athletic Association.

05/25/2011

22:00

S13 • E3

South Park

Margaritaville

Randy steps forward with a solution to fix the desperate state of the economy.

03/26/2009

22:00

S12 • E3

South Park

Major Boobage

In a South Park homage to the 1981 film, "Heavy Metal", the boys are trying to get Kenny off the latest drug craze that's captured the junior high and under set.

03/26/2008

21:59

S10 • E8

South Park

Make Love, Not Warcraft

The boys dedicate their lives to defeating a mad gamer and saving the World of Warcraft.

10/04/2006

21:59

S9 • E12

South Park

Trapped in the Closet

John Travolta joins Tom Cruise in the closet.

11/16/2005

22:00

S9 • E4

South Park

Best Friends Forever

Kenny is the only one of his friends to get the newest, coolest portable gaming device and Cartman can't deal with it. Will they remain best friends forever?

03/30/2005

22:00

S8 • E5

South Park

AWESOM-O

Kyle, Stan and Kenny start asking questions about Cartman's robot motives.

04/14/2004

22:00

S7 • E15

South Park

It's Christmas in Canada

The town decides to cancel Christmas and take up a collection when Ike's Canadian birth parents show up unexpectedly and want their baby back.

12/17/2003

21:59

S7 • E11

South Park

Casa Bonita

Cartman locks Butters in a bomb shelter.

11/12/2003

21:58

S7 • E1

South Park

Canceled

Jeff figures out that Earth is being cancelled.

03/19/2003

22:00

S6 • E6

South Park

Professor Chaos

The boys fire Butters as their new friend. Devastation over his rejection unleashes Butters' dark side and Professor Chaos is born.

04/10/2002

21:58

S5 • E13

South Park

Butters' Very Own Episode

Butters braves a haunted bridge to get back to South Park.

12/12/2001

22:00

S5 • E12

South Park

Kenny Dies

In a very special episode of "South Park," Cartman fights for Kenny's life when he speaks before Congress in favor of stem-cell research.

12/05/2001

21:59

S5 • E8

South Park

Osama Bin Laden Has Farty Pants

The kids of South Park have raised money to send to the children of Afghanistan, but the Government believes the Afghani children's thank you gift is contaminated with Anthrax and the boys are forced to take it back to Afghanistan.

11/07/2001

22:00

S5 • E4

South Park

Scott Tenorman Must Die

After the other boys explain to Cartman that pubes don't count unless you grow your own, Cartman realizes he's been tricked by the school bully, Scott Tenorman.

07/11/2001

22:00

S3 • E11

South Park

Chinpokomon

Stan, Kyle, Cartman and Kenny are caught up in the latest fad from Japan: Chinpoko Mon!

11/03/1999

22:00

S1 • E4

South Park

Big Gay Al's Gay Boat Ride

When Stan discovers his new dog Sparky is gay, he becomes so confused he loses his will to play in the big Homecoming Football game against North Park.

09/03/1997

21:59

S1 • E1

South Park

Cartman Gets An Anal Probe

While the boys are waiting for the school bus, Cartman explains the odd nightmare he had the previous night involving alien visitors.

08/13/1997

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1:38:21

Ep 1

South Park

SOUTH PARK THE 25TH ANNIVERSARY CONCERT

South Park The 25th Anniversary Concert will feature co-creators Trey Parker and Matt Stone taking the stage to perform songs from the show's 25-year history. They'll also be joined by Primus, Ween, and other special guests.

08/13/2022

22:14

S25 • E6

South Park

Credigree Weed St. Patrick's Day Special

Butters is shocked to learn that people in South Park don't understand what St. Patrick's Day is really about.

03/16/2022

22:15

S25 • E1

South Park

Pajama day

After failing to show respect for their teacher, PC Principal revokes Pajama Day privileges for the entire 4th grade class. Cartman is distraught. The kids aren’t going to stand for it but PC Principal refuses to back down.

02/02/2022

46:47

S24 • E2

South Park

South ParQ Vaccination Special

The citizens of South ParQ are clamoring for the COVID-19 vaccine. A hilarious new militant group tries to stop the boys from getting their teacher vaccinated.

03/15/2021

47:16

S24 • E1

South Park

The Pandemic Special

Randy comes to terms with his role in the COVID-19 outbreak as the on-going pandemic presents continued challenges to the citizens of South Park.

09/30/2020

22:00

S19 • E6

South Park

Tweek x Craig

The Asian girls in school are drawing dreamy pictures of Tweek and Craig.

10/28/2015

21:59

S18 • E5

South Park

The Magic Bush

Graphic video from an unknown drone is uploaded on the internet.

10/29/2014

22:00

S17 • E7

South Park

Black Friday

The boys prepare to battle the crowds already lining up for the first official day of holiday shopping.

11/13/2013

22:00

S17 • E1

South Park

Let Go, Let Gov

Cartman infiltrates the NSA and doesn't like what he finds in his personal file.

09/25/2013

22:00

S16 • E12

South Park

A Nightmare On FaceTime

Randy's big plans for Halloween night keep Stan from trick or treating with his friends.

10/24/2012

22:01

S12 • E11

South Park

Pandemic 2 – The Startling

Giant guinea pigs are attacking cities all over the world. The boys have the key that will save everyone from the onslaught but they're stranded in the Andes Mountains.

10/29/2008

22:00

S12 • E10

South Park

Pandemic

While the world struggles to contain an epidemic of epic proportions, the boys find a way to make money off of it.

10/22/2008

22:00

S12 • E3

South Park

Major Boobage

In a South Park homage to the 1981 film, "Heavy Metal", the boys are trying to get Kenny off the latest drug craze that's captured the junior high and under set.

03/26/2008

22:01

S11 • E14

South Park

The List

The girls in the fourth grade class have made a secret list that rates every boy's looks from cutest to ugliest. When the boys steal the list, they are completely unprepared to deal with the results.

11/14/2007

22:00

S11 • E8

South Park

Le Petit Tourette

Cartman discovers the joys of having Tourette's syndrome. Drunk with the power of saying whatever he wants without getting in trouble for it, he lines up national TV coverage to take advantage of his new life with no filters.

10/03/2007

21:59

S10 • E8

South Park

Make Love, Not Warcraft

The boys dedicate their lives to defeating a mad gamer and saving the World of Warcraft.

10/04/2006

22:00

S9 • E13

South Park

Free Willzyx

The boys try to rescue their new friend Willzyx, a talking space whale, from the Denver Sea Park and with the help of MASA (Mexican Aeronautica y Spacia Administracion) get him home to the moon for $200.

11/30/2005

21:59

S9 • E12

South Park

Trapped in the Closet

John Travolta joins Tom Cruise in the closet.

11/16/2005

22:00

S9 • E5

South Park

The Losing Edge

The kids desperately want an end to the boring baseball season. The problem is, they keep winning.

04/06/2005

22:00

S8 • E5

South Park

AWESOM-O

Kyle, Stan and Kenny start asking questions about Cartman's robot motives.

04/14/2004

21:59

S8 • E1

South Park

Good Times With Weapons

The boys are transformed into Japanese Warriors after they trick a vendor and buy martial arts weapons at a local flea market.

03/17/2004

21:59

S7 • E11

South Park

Casa Bonita

Cartman locks Butters in a bomb shelter.

11/12/2003

21:59

S7 • E8

South Park

South Park Is Gay

The town of South Park celebrates the new, hip metro-sexual craze.

10/22/2003

21:58

S7 • E1

South Park

Canceled

Jeff figures out that Earth is being cancelled.

03/19/2003

22:00

S6 • E6

South Park

Professor Chaos

The boys fire Butters as their new friend. Devastation over his rejection unleashes Butters' dark side and Professor Chaos is born.

04/10/2002

21:58

S5 • E13

South Park

Butters' Very Own Episode

Butters braves a haunted bridge to get back to South Park.

12/12/2001

22:00

S5 • E4

South Park

Scott Tenorman Must Die

After the other boys explain to Cartman that pubes don't count unless you grow your own, Cartman realizes he's been tricked by the school bully, Scott Tenorman.

07/11/2001

21:59

S3 • E4

South Park

Jakovasaurs

The boys discover a prehistoric creature called a Jackovasaur while camping at Stark's Pond.

06/16/1999

21:59

S1 • E1

South Park

Cartman Gets An Anal Probe

While the boys are waiting for the school bus, Cartman explains the odd nightmare he had the previous night involving alien visitors.

08/13/1997

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No cleverness.

Just pure political indoctrination.

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>You know I carry a gun, right?

>>I'll be seeing you. I'll be seeing you later.

Whether Ashkenazi Jews tend to have higher average intelligence than other ethnic groups has been an occasional subject of scientific controversy.

Tom never catches Jerry.

But he sure does try.

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Violence, especially against a current or former president, has no place in America.

I condemn violence wholeheartedly.