Shared my fries with the young girl who shares an office with me. She finished them and immediately went to the bathroom And I heard her cough and flush pretty quickly. She might’ve been purging. Thank you, very cool

I like when megumin has a dumb look on her face, it’s cute

good night poast

someday i hope they all say “he was so quiet and weird, we should’ve noticed the signs” when i’m already long gone and they can’t fix it

Fuck. Now I’m just thinking about the waitress girl a lot. I didn’t do that before today much. shit

Good night retards and nonretards

Gonna give myself schizophrenia to spice up my life

Asked my friends if “put your toes in my mouth“ was a good pick up line or opener in case I ever get a match on bumble. They said no

If you were a jew you’d tell me right?

If you draft me I WILL cum

Wait why does America need israel? America existed without it for hundreds of years

Mr Hitler cover this j*urnalist in honey and toss him in the weasel chamber

Emulating George washington

No but stopping for coffee does

the schizophrenic visions make me jump, but those are real

space diggers

the day isnt even over yet dumbass

give me the shortstack please

I knew it’d be you to correct me on this one

Towns just don’t have dog pounds like they used to