https://apple.news/ALV_mGj_DTqme8q7w87dGGA
On a mission to minimize polyester clothing, carpets, etc at home
Flights to El Salvador from NYC are miserable these days. Used be easy direct flights daily via United - now it’s mostly 10 hour ordeals with stops.
Not overly political these days, but will support anyone who is promising to pardon Assange and #[0] https://twitter.com/RobertKennedyJr/status/1653454289677713428?s=20
When choosing a spouse:
having shared values > having shared interests
I’m honestly not interested in a ton of my wife’s hobbies and interests, and same with her. But when we disagree it’s about little things, not on big things.
Ok I get the hype now. Austin is pretty dope.

iykyk 
All day. This set is 🔥 too
Went to an open house. Cars all the way down the street. All millennials with young kids. There is NO inventory because no one wants to give up sub 3% rates.
Captures this frustration well:
https://www.instagram.com/reel/Cq6XBzMgH20/?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=
Ⲭⲣⲓⲥⲧⲟⲥ Ⲁⲛⲉⲥⲧⲏ! Christ is Risen!

Best way to cook?

Bird app deteriorating quickly https://twitter.com/boriquagato/status/1644507018932224001?s=20
How to log into the cursed Starbucks wifi:
1) connect to network
2) nothing happens
3) toggle wifi on and off
4) open safari, close safari
5) yell and curse
6) wait..
67) welcome to Starbucks wifi
Uploaded screenshots in reverse order 😭
Been thinking about this a lot.
Luxury beliefs don’t translate to broader society.


Whoever designed voice prompts for customer service clearly never had kids.
“Press 1 for English, 2 for Spanish.”
Toddler: BLAAAHHHHH!!!
“I’m sorry, I didn’t get that”
DAD!!!!!!
“I’m sorry, I didn’t get that”
*throw phone and search for online chat option*



