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Brian Lockhart
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Let’s just say he’s now in a hairy situation.

Sadly poetic how a Nostr thread about the perils of bad opsec leads to someone goofing up their own opsec, in a permanent / non-deletable Nostr post. 🤦‍♂️

Good strategy, but lol and yikes - you just doxxed your anon account by including it in that pic 😭

Betcha a lot of us who used our real names & avatar pics are going to create 2nd Nostr accounts / keypairs - anonstr accounts.

Coming back to work after a long US holiday weekend and encountering European people on work calls who act like you actually got something done last week and now they want to discuss it.

Starting to wonder if someone at Braiins broke a mirror or three…

Are you going to circle back and help all those normies you orangepilled onto Wallet of Satoshi, anon?

nostr:npub1hcwcj72tlyk7thtyc8nq763vwrq5p2avnyeyrrlwxrzuvdl7j3usj4h9rq didn’t rug you.

The US Government was always going to rug you.

Something something trusted third parties are security holes something

Me leaving Thanksgiving dinner in pure panic mode, knowing I need to save my sats before I get rekt nostr:note1mwd4v7peu5266vldumujdr0s8wdt07ecxr7wllfzzjygka5pr33ql7nuyn

Happy Thanksgiving! And if you non-Americans are feeling left out today? Just be thankful we haven’t colonized your lesser nation yet. 🙏

“Lightning Network is broken” he cries, while simultaneously being showered in 1 sat transactions as advertisers pay him for his trouble.

Bookmarking because don’t tell me how to live

These could be an excellent investment in that nobody will want to have sex with you after seeing you in them, which protects you from having to spend money on dating, having children, providing for a family etc.

Just think of all the extra sats you’ll stack!

Are you seriously doing the “simp hard for a politician because he talked about Bitcoin” thing again, anon?

Dead giveaway that Javier Milei isn’t a real libertarian - is that he actually won an election.

Huh? Are they blocking the dots? You mean something.something@ type address?

Fold Card, you’re killing me.

If you don’t attend the yearly Warren Miller ski flick, we can never make love.

What an absolutely insanely good time to be a Bitcoin miner. It won’t last (?), but for now? miners are earning 2.1 Bitcoin per block in fees alone. That REALLY adds up at scale.

Did you really think they were going to approve a Bitcoin ETF today, anon?

Replying to Avatar OpenSecret

Freedom to get rekt.

If you want to potentially pay outrageous on chain fees due to a stuck zap to nostr:npub1xnf02f60r9v0e5kty33a404dm79zr7z2eepyrk5gsq3m7pwvsz2sazlpr5 - you can go right ahead. It's in the admin section of the settings.

Invoices and lightning addresses were always allowed, it was just zaps, which are typically low in value and are done without the user knowing they're potentially paying a hodl invoice. This is also wasteful to the network from a locked htlc perspective.

This was never a hypothetical situation, there has been many instances of this happening to our users since Zeus Pay, and with on chain fees being really high, is not worth making small payments that get stuck. But if you want to do that now, glhf.

Forced channel closings can be excellent teachers.

“damn dude - why do you insist on dealing with slow tor connections, wonky intermediary plugins, and horrible overall UX just to zap someone a few sats, when you could use WoS and it’d all work perfectly every time?”