HEARING OTC DESKS ARE HURRIEDLY IMPLEMENTING LIGHTNING NETWORK TODAY BECAUSE ALL THEY HAVE LEFT ARE SATS
“SO IT’S ALL SAVED IN A SINGLE-SIGNATURE ADDRESS THAT YOU MEMORIZED THE SEED PHRASE FOR? THAT’S HOT… LET’S GO BACK TO MY PLACE, I’LL MAKE YOU A DRINK.” 
DAILY REMINDER ON DAYS LIKE THIS THAT @CHARLIEBILELLO PROVIDES THE BEST IMAGES TO USE AS AMMO AGAINST THE #BITCOIN HATERS / TARDFI INVESTORS IN YOUR WORLD. SEND THESE TO SOMEONE TODAY. 
✅ TIG BITTIES ON THE TIMELINE
✅ BITCOIN AND MSTR RIPPING
✅ TRUMP SAFELY ON THE BALLOT
✅ TARDFI ACCOUNTS SEETHING
NOT EVEN 9AM AND ALREADY THE WORLD IS SERVING UP TOTAL VICTORY TO US https://video.nostr.build/e5e0a1ee719c900b0e517cd98460846af3e592b3c6ccea9a9550212ff83b2819.mp4
LOL FOR THE FIRST TIME EVER, THE @FIDELITY APP ON MY IPHONE MADE IT ONTO THE WEEKLY “MOST USED” LIST. FOR ONE REASON AND ONE REASON ONLY. 
MUCH LIKE WITH MY AUTOMOBILE WHEN WE’RE GOING SOMEWHERE SHE’S ALL IN, BUT I AM DRIVING
REMEMBER TO TAKE PROFITS AND REBALANCE YOUR PORTFOLIO REGULARLY TO MAINTAIN PROPER DIVERSIFICATION. BE SURE TO DISCUSS EVERYTHING WITH YOUR WIFE FIRST. 
CAN ALREADY TELL I’M GONNA BE LOOKING DOWN AT A LOT OF YOU IDIOTS 
GM “BITCOIN NEW ATH IN EUROS” BEFORE NEW ATH IN USD BECAUSE OF COURSE IT DID YOU BROKEASS EFFEMINATE COMMIES 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸 
LET THE RECORD SHOW I ONLY STACKED SATS, AND WAS NEVER HUMBLE 
BREAKING: 1 US DOLLAR IS NOW WORTH ONLY 1,604 SATOSHIS
HOW UTTERLY EMBARRASSING 
THEM: “WHAT DO YOU MEAN, YOU JUST KNOW - WITHOUT LOOKING AT THE PRICE?”
ME: 
IT’S HAPPENING! JUST GOT MY FIRST NORMIE FRIEND TEXT SINCE BITCOIN STARTED PUMPING. 
IMAGINE STACKING SATS THIS WHOLE TIME, THEN STAYING HUMBLE.
MY FIDELITY ADVISOR SEEING MY NAME COME BACK UP ON HIS 6 MONTH FOLLOW-UP CALL LIST, TO REMIND HIM HE NEEDS TO WARN ME AGAIN ABOUT THE DANGERS OF PUTTING MY ENTIRE IRA INTO @MICROSTRATEGY $MSTR 
ME, WATCHING THE BEAR MARKET “STAY HUMBLE STACK SATS” GANG START LOSING THEIR COOL AND BECOMING INSUFFERABLE DURING THE BULL MARKET, WHEN I’VE BEEN INSUFFERABLE THIS WHOLE TIME 
