Six children in South Africa ate some food that had so much of the pesticide Terbufos that it literally killed them. How does the government respond to the situation? The same way any reasonable person would: Don't ban those highly toxic chemicals from being used in agriculture, no! Obviously you have to close down mom-and-pop shops like the one where those children happened to buy that food. Makes perfect sense.

Bitcoin will certainly make it so there are more helicopters available at home to rescue people, because they're no longer busy halfway across the planet bombing children to bully governments into importing USD inflation.