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Vagrant King Woodshop 🍁
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Woodshop "Danger" Handman

Some guys on Poast.com called me a gaboid so I wrote up fanfiction about him and how every girl he ever came into contact was a total whore who sleeps with everyone but him. That will teach them to call us mentally ill sex pest weirdos.

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Cute girl at work (not my type) stopping me to ask me why I bring a gallon of milk to work everyday

Replying to Avatar Shadowman311

It's funny but tbh I want every person that holds this sort of view on art beheaded in a public execution, their heads on display pikes across the world, their bodies tossed in ditches, and their rotting corpses eaten by visceral disgusting larvae.

Like if a friend offers to buy you lunch, you shouldn't try to take advantage of them and order the whole menu, because they're your friend and you shouldn't act actually belligerent and antagonistic towards them. Same idea here.

Got a really weird feeling lately, like I just really want to try and be better. We all sin and Christ happily forgives us, but I still think it would be nice to sin less to make that burden as light as possible.

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I know none of us are gonna live forever but the rest of you niggas I care about are NOT allowed to die until we make it

WHERE ARE THE TUMMY PICS YOU DUMB BROAD?

YEAH HAHA REAL FUNNY MEME YOU DUMB STUPID BITCH

YOUR BIO SAYS YOU'RE A WOMAN

AND THE RULES VERY CLEARLY STATE THAT WOMEN HAVE TO SEND ME TUMMY PICS OR ELSE I HAVE TO BLOCK THEM

SO WHAT'S IT GONNA BE?

It's not me that's been doing the best trolling today

Guys you actually don't have to reply to people/posts you don't like or agree with