with any luck, i won't notice a difference between having #ADHD and being senile :blobcatgoogly:​

me having the most intellectually challenging debates of my life

5 minutes later: what were we talking about again?

#ADHD feels like you're born senile at times...

me having the most intellectually challenging debates of my life

5 minutes later: what were we talking about again?

i Trånnhjæm har mainn mång typ bairta

brukbairt

snuirrbart

åpeinnbairt

og diverse ainner typ bairtta 👨

i tTånnhjæm har mainn mång typ bairta

brukbairt

snuirrbart

åpeinnbairt

og diverse ainner typ bairtta 👨

i can't trust anyone who wears these. after all, they've got a vested interest...

nostr:npub19fywau9ff6pjmjek7k4kukgdcdf7w4chne57upj5s7y87gk7v27qx7n5nv i mean, heaven might be good, but satan throws the best parties 🤘

nostr:npub19fywau9ff6pjmjek7k4kukgdcdf7w4chne57upj5s7y87gk7v27qx7n5nv i'm not opposed. i'd probably be okay with dating a pagan chick.

nostr:npub19fywau9ff6pjmjek7k4kukgdcdf7w4chne57upj5s7y87gk7v27qx7n5nv it's like having two dicks touching, it's not gonna make a baby even if they're both have a hardon :blobcatgooglytrash:​

nostr:npub19fywau9ff6pjmjek7k4kukgdcdf7w4chne57upj5s7y87gk7v27qx7n5nv i'm not truly bothered, but i'm about as predictable as you are in terms of what music i'm into

nostr:npub1dqedq64ragm6hchhv55f0u6gtar6ng9wpcgs0ec3tkm7d4s4kvnq5hepsl you're faking the deep so it's fake deep... or deep fake...

if you're talking a big game to a dame about your trouser snake but you come short when it's time to waltz in bed, this is the true deep fake

if you're talking a big game about your trouser snake but you come short when it's time to waltz in bed, this is the true deep fake

nostr:npub19fywau9ff6pjmjek7k4kukgdcdf7w4chne57upj5s7y87gk7v27qx7n5nv sometimes i wonder if you're trying to awake some viking warrior death metal spirit within me, seeing as i'm from Scandinavia, which makes a lot of the music you like, lol

nostr:npub19fywau9ff6pjmjek7k4kukgdcdf7w4chne57upj5s7y87gk7v27qx7n5nv another link attached to a music genre that i'm not into. man, you REALLY like metal, don't you

i'm the Kim Kardashian of the fediverse. famous for nothing. :nkouwu:​

i'm not famous for anything. 2500 followers is just me posting like a madman since 2017.

i'm down to a single pair of thin summer pants. when i only have one left of some garment, that's when i know i will unfortunately have to buy more.

i have half the following of the Mastodon account of this semi-famous person, so maybe he should reply when i mention him, because he's not as big on here. 😤

there was this GIF that circulated some years back, with white people in robes, kind of dancing awkwardly while holding drinks, and it was all pastel coloured, and the caption was "white people..."

i need that GIF now but Google isn't helping me.