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"i'm a psychology major"
"oh, so you're in the army?"
"no, bachelor."
"single and looking, huh?"
"i'm getting a degree!"
"a degree of what?"
"never mind."
problem fixed

can't say i've had that experience

chomp

patience

them: do you collect vinyls?
me:

German humour

telling people to their face that they're projecting is a bit of a dick move though because it's essentially the same as "no, you" in a therapist wrapper

nostr:npub1jahxqymve890q0crees5v7ymppkh007722kd4vl3yz0a0ryypd0s9qql0r that's modern software stacks for you
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nostr:npub1gaslmet5es6gkzplypl0m8tts5x6p34urp90y6jj342qxz3jsj7ql9n6az nostr:npub1l2zeqhukq3rnlqs4ge2hw04ymj5p8gql4dvqj0e4erfu34nvltmqmxhs74 are we in the red zone or aren't we 🤣
sometimes, when i see how bad websites and apps in other countries are compared to ours, i don't feel so bad about living in Norway


the rain in Oslo right now isn't unusually intense compared to a normal shower but i'm noticing that it isn't letting up. there was a pause earlier today but then it started again. i guess this is how you get flooding. when it just doesn't stop raining.
nostr:npub1dlhzpax8qh6pja2t28sgl2gw28eclwp3052q9k0rkzjgul28xzkqvzramv i'm guessing they're not going to put on a juggling act or anything no
nostr:npub1gaslmet5es6gkzplypl0m8tts5x6p34urp90y6jj342qxz3jsj7ql9n6az nostr:npub1l2zeqhukq3rnlqs4ge2hw04ymj5p8gql4dvqj0e4erfu34nvltmqmxhs74 rain just coming out of nowhere, yeah, i guess that is pretty hard to predict
nostr:npub1dlhzpax8qh6pja2t28sgl2gw28eclwp3052q9k0rkzjgul28xzkqvzramv oh hello Mrs. Bedford, looking forward to your funeral 💀