I own frankston

im paying $1000 for this btw

good to know that my university isn't doing something silly like teaching african refugees javascript to fulfill the UN sustainable development goal of quality education. They're teaching cambodian kids animation, actually

isn't it crazy how everyone you don't like is jewish?

What is this beast on my floor?

starting a new political party, the "abysmal dogshit party". we'll make everything worse for everyone. 99% taxes for everyone but we wouldn't wanna solve the national debt so we'll pour money into importing trillions of tonnes of sand to suffocate everyone in perth (fuck perth)

tfw no [blank] gf

the trick to doing exams is to be cranking your hog at all times. you're at your worst when your stressed so by cranking your hog you will be less stressed and will get everything right

i think i've made a friend

Going to the pawn shop to buy some pawn

What crack was Mitsubishi smoking when they came up with the fob reprogramming process? Bridge pins 1 and 4 of the OBD, press the hazard lights 6 times within 10 seconds of bridging those pins and then press the lock button on the fob 3 times. Next you're gonna tell me I need an eye of newt or something

I love eating Elmer's glue

Why yes, I AM financially responsible

it is actually unreal how good it is

holy shit the new twenty one pilots album is so good

Boss makes a dollar, I make a dollar. I am stealing from the company

There are Palestine protesters yelling about something

I'm very adept at causing shit storms it's one of my hobbies