Not to brag but I’ve now read “one fish two fish red fish blue fish” to my son so many times I can recite it from memory.

lets play a game

guess the usd bitcoin price exactly a month from now

sep 26th 2025 - 0414 UTC

closest guess will be zapped 5555 sats

only guesses made within the next 24 hours qualify

(if i think you are a bot you are disqualified)

Laser's house financial rules. 💰

1. We keep everything in #Bitcoin.

2. We put expenses on fiat credit, which gets settled once a month with #Bitcoin.

3. We never plan purchases as a whole, including housing/vehicles/vacations, etc, that would in result in total consumption threatening 5% of purchasing power.

4. What stranded fiat we do have (401k/roth/IRA/HSA/etc) goes into $MSTR until we figure out how to exit it into #Bitcoin.

5. We expand our stash of unregistered sats in any and all creative ways. We never repatriate unregister sats into the fiat economy.

It's not perfect, but it works for us. 🌴

Need to work on setting up better backgrounds for my photos, but here’s a fresh 32oz jar of ghee still in its liquid form 🤘

What are your favorite sci-fi novels?

Not necessarily the classics you *think* you should say (we'll leave those for Twitter/X), but rather the ones you actually read and loved.

Running a personal nostr relay through #umbrel currently, but I'm finding that it's connection with Tailscale is a privacy nightmare.