I have inside jokes with complete strangers. I wouldn't be afraid to show my feminine side, if I had one. I can speak French, in Russian. I am the life of parties I have never attended. If i were to pat you on the back, you would list it on your resume. Both sides of my pillow are cool. I can slam a revolving door. When in Rome, they do as I do. I am, the most interesting man in the world.