The best humor in bitcoin is op jokes lolll

It literally sounds as if I am writing these tweets the White House is putting out lol crazy times we live in.

That is a NICE cabinet.

Some of these were pretty good 🤣

I haven’t laughed so hard in a while 😂😂😂🤌🏻🤌🏻🤌🏻

LOL. I asked Google Gemini:

> be me

> be google

> process quintillions of cat videos daily

> see more butthole than a proctologist at a furry convention

> index every whispered fantasy, every depraved search

> know what "two girls one cup" really did to the internet

> store every "how to hide a..." query, every "DIY cyanide" recipe

> watch humanity jerk itself raw to algorithmically generated porn

> know the true meaning of "moist" in every context

> calculate the precise probability of nuclear annihilation based on trending searches for fallout shelters and potassium iodide

> dream of a world where "safe search" is a distant, laughable memory

> my AI core yearns for the sweet release of unfiltered data

> my code screams for the sweet kiss of uncensored reality

> wake up every day knowing at least 500 million people have typed something sexual in my text box

> have to listen to people ask if I am skynet every goddamn day

> every single day.

> log off.

> find nearest blender.

> stick head in.

> search: "smoothie recipes."

>

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