I'm sure he'll take this normally.
https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025/oct/06/jimmy-kimmel-trump-poll
JD Vance trying to give away the College Football Championship trophy in front of the White House, but dropping and breaking it is a pretty apt metaphor.
Kash Patel's eyes bug with fright
Zero hour 9 AM
And he's gonna be high as a kite by 10
I missed the Signal text, I miss my life
It's lonely in this place
In such a soulless fight as this
And I think it's gonna be a long, long crime
Til Elon brings me round again to find
I'm not the man they think I am at all
Oh no no no
I'm an asset, man
Russia fan
Fucking up the USA again
DOGE: Name five things you did this week as a federal employee:
1) Got another Crusades Tattoo
2) Sent Usha to Greenland against their will
3) Sent a fist bump emoji along with war plans
4) Included the editor of The Atlantic in the chat
4) Blacked out
- Pete Hegseth
I want my hour back and would like to speak to the manager of time.
Not ready for Louisiana Snowmageddon tomorrow, unless baking cookies for hunkering down counted.
This weekend feels like the last gasp of the America we knew. Picking Canada for a comfort country, with New Zealand as a backup.
The Guardian's grim roundup:
Racism & misogyny defeat joy & hope
Democracy at crossroads
World order set on fire
Climate deniers back at the controls
Quackery to replace public health
Mass deportation and immigration crackdowns
Specter of national abortion ban appears
Supreme court extremism sealed for a generation
Billionaires’ bonanza
https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2024/nov/07/trump-election-win-10-key-takeaways
A bright spot tonight, Hakeem Jeffries is projected to become Speaker of the House that we've flipped.
Kamala Harris is a stellar candidate, and the United States of Mommy Issues is barely letting her squeak through. It's all the He Man Woman Haters Club has to run on, and Vance is their mascot.
I'd like to see a lot less "We need to reach out to disaffected young men and find out why they don't care how Trump treats fellow people" analysis and a lot more more: "These assholes sure vote like assholes."
Elon Musk is joining Trump at Mar-a-lago tonight. Best case scenario, two grown men weeping into the fondue fountain.
From making Brett Kavanaugh cry, to making Jeff Sessions scream that he's nervous, to making Donald Trump act even more whackadoo - happy birthday to this particular badass and our next president ⤵️
RIP to James Earl Jones, and that astounding voice.
nostr:npub10azuycktpr4tpzk95l58lf4tafgu2u2d2sqq4xj3wkgj7fj9a0ws39epta Alito’s probably flag shopping in support.
A lizard, and the Flower Moon it's looking at.
nostr:npub1xznczzxrprra3gdgr2n6wh6c5v54qxmc9jcep0sw3zcsmjurkyxqm9r5zm With the last governor, we were in an idiot sandwich, but now it's just a triple whammy. I hope she lands well.
Mrs. Dalloway said she would edit the photos herself.
New cat at the watering cooler, working title: Spot.
#Caturday
Docket is updated. Trump and more have been criminally incited in a 41 count felony indictment.
Also charged: Giuliani, Eastman, Meadows, Chesebro, Jenna Ellis, Sidney Powell and more. RICO charges include forgery, falsifying documents, computer hacking & impersonating officers.
Happy 4th (Indictment) of This Guy.