✅ Vibing with the plebs

Checking in at PlebLab ⚡ #satsrover

✅ Paid for my pupusas with lightning

Checking in at Lapalapa Restaurant ⚡ #satsrover

✅ Paid with sats for my stay 🏝️

Checking in at Eco Suites El Zonte ⚡ #satsrover

✅ Got the first cheap sats of 2026 🏧

Checking in at Cajero bitcoin Plaza Mayor ⚡ #SatsRover

Rookie numbers 😅

Why SatsRover Exists

The internet maps places.

Bitcoin maps truth.

Google Maps cannot tell you if freedom works there. Payment processors cannot tell you if sovereignty survives there.

SatsRover does not "certify" merchants. We record signals.

Every marker is a claim.

Every glow is earned.

Every truth is emergent.

We do not aggregate trust. We let it form. No accounts. No gatekeepers.

v1.0 // CYHERPUNK_EDITION

Built for the Sovereign Individual.

❌ Used cuckbucks

Checking in at Mini Super ⚡ #SatsRover

✅ Paid with lightning

Checking in at PlebLab ⚡ #SatsRover

✅ testing lightning

Checking in at Chafariz Farma - Pharmacy ⚡ #SatsRover

Checking in at Hammock Plantation ⚡ #SatsRover

Spending sats in the wild!

Checking in at Cocorotus Foodtruck ⚡ #SatsRover

Spending sats in the wild!

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Checking in at Hospedaria Pôr do Sol – Bed & Breakfast ⚡ #SatsRover

✅ Paid for a paper plane with sats

Checking in at Saturn ⚡ #SatsRover

✅ Testing

Checking in at Resolve Já - Specialized Interior Cleaning ⚡ #SatsRover

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I’ve been building SatsRover ⚡🌍

https://sats-rover.vercel.app/

It’s a Bitcoin-native map to discover places that actually accept Bitcoin, using OSM for claims and Nostr for real-world check-ins.

No accounts. No centralized reviews.

Just camera movement + raw data + cryptographic social proof.

I’m taking it to Europe soon to field-test adoption in the wild.

If you’re a Bitcoiner, try it, break it, or check in somewhere new.

🧭 Proof-of-use > listings.

#bitcoin #nostr #dev #SatsRover

Checking in at Bitcoin Magazine Art Gallery ⚡ #SatsRover

Spending sats in the wild!

Checking in at 4 Amigos El Zonte ⚡ #SatsRover

Spending sats in the wild!

Checking in at Littlefish Surf & Adventure ⚡ #SatsRover

Spending sats in the wild!

Checking in at Cafe Cocoa ⚡ #SatsRover

Spending sats in the wild!

Checking in at Carolina's Pupusería ⚡ #SatsRover

Spending sats in the wild!

Checking in at Donde Tiola ⚡ #SatsRover

Spending sats in the wild!