?cid=586b07f077qjv8brkkxfhfzqxny9scoxn3az0mqn7maebd8n&ep=v1_gifs_search&rid=200w.gif&ct=g What is black, white, and red all over?
A penguin with a sunburn.
Did you hear about the first restaurant to open on the moon?
It had great food, but no atmosphere.
What’s red and bad for your teeth?
A brick.
When does it never rain?
On a sun-day.
Why did the cookie go to the nurse?
Because he felt crummy!
What kind of candy do astronauts like? Mars bars.
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?cid=586b07f0nalf3d06bj9mp3n89t20sxwg33q701jgyledgbbq&ep=v1_gifs_search&rid=200w.gif&ct=g Why do bananas never get lonely? Because they hang out in bunches.
What is the favorite meal of a car? Brake-fast.
What did one wall say to the other?
"I'll meet you at the corner."
Why does ice cream always get invited to the party?
It's cool.
Why are zombies good at Minecraft?
They have great dead-ication!
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Where do sheep go on vacation?
To the baa-hamas!