Why is it impossible for it to rain on Sunday?
Because it would be a rainday, not Sunday.
Where do young trees go to learn? Elementree school.
What do elves learn in school?
The elf-abet.
What happened to the guy that accidentally made his morning coffee with some Red Bull instead of with water?
He got halfway to his work before he realized he had forgotten his car.
What’s the difference between SpaceX and Bitcoin?
SpaceX will actually return to earth after takeoff
How did the student feel when he learned about electricity?
Totally shocked.
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Catch up!
Here you can upload the picture, and copy the link
ZBD app is very cool and the best to collect sats :)
CorgiCoin Event! Let's go!
How does a cucumber become a pickle?
It goes through a jarring experience.
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#ZAPATHON
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With a megabyte.
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In a cold wallet.
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Doll Fin.