What do chicken families do on the weekend?
They have a peck-nic.
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What happens when you finish drinking your cup of tea in the morning?
It becomes emptea
Why did the Bitcoin go to the dentist?
It wanted to have its byte checked
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A puddle.
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Because they don't go to work.
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Batman invited all the superheroes to an evening discussing bitcoin investments
Superman didn't go because it was a crypto-night.
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A gummy bear!
What is a tornado’s favorite game to play?
Twister.
What’s the different between Bitcoin and my wife?
My wife doesn’t go down on me
What did the mama cow say to the calf?
It’s pasture bedtime!
The glowing rocks streching out on the beach make the sunset more shimmering
What do you call a sleeping bull?
A bulldozer!