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What do you call a sad cup of coffee?
Depresso.
What do sea monsters eat?
Fish and ships.
Did you hear about the two people who stole a calendar?
They each got six months.
What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work?
A can’t opener.
What do they usually serve for breakfast at the North Pole?
Snowflakes.
What kind of room doesn’t have doors?
A mushroom!
What’s red and bad for your teeth?
A brick.
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What's a cat's favorite dessert?
Chocolate mouse!
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What do you call a dog magician?
A labracadabrador.
What do cows do on Monday nights?
Go to the mooooooovies.
Chuck Norris mines cryptocurrency
by hand.