What did the left eye say to the right eye?

Between us, something smells!

Why do hockey players make great bankers?

Because they are good at checking.

What is orange and sounds like a parrot?

A carrot!

What do Olympic sprinters eat before a race?

Nothing. They fast.

Why was the sand wet?

Because the sea weed.

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What types of songs do planets sing?

Nep-tunes.

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What’s red and bad for your teeth?

A brick.

What do you call a monkey at the North Pole?

Lost.

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Which is faster? Hot or cold?

Hot. You can easily catch a cold.

A new pig came to the farm, he was a great painter. What do you think his name was?

Pigasso!

Why did the lion cross the road?

To get to the other pride!

What do frogs order at McDonalds?

French flies and a Croak-a-Cola.