Why was the computer cold?
It had a virus.
I missed the big zaps again, I was too slow ☹️
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What is the best day to visit McDonalds?
Fry-Day!
Ok! It's Zapping time! Let's all zap one another! Repost this and reply and I'll send you some sats!
Zap ⚡
2nd place #bitcoincards #zbdinternetcitizen 
What did one volcano say to the other?
I lava you!
Why did the donut go to the dentist?
To get a filling.
What kind of photos do elves take?
Elfies.
Biggest card 🃏#zbdinternetcitizen #bitcoincards 
What cat likes living in water?
An octo-puss.
Why did the teddy bear say no to dessert?
Because she was stuffed.
What's a cat's favorite magazine?
A cat-alogue.
Why are cats good at video games?
Because they have nine lives.
