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Where do pencils come from?

Pennsylvania!

How does the moon cut his hair?

Eclipse it!

What did the Dalmatian say after lunch?

That hit the spot!

Where does fruit go on vacation?

Pear-is!

What kind of room doesn’t have doors?

A mushroom!

How do you keep a bull from charging?

Take away its credit card!

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Why are fish so smart?

Because they live in schools.

What does a cloud wear under his raincoat?

Thunderwear.

What do you call two monkeys that share an Amazon account?

Primemates!

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Me and the nostr:nprofile1qqsv73e7h6tndwngn3ccmc74auufpx722ldncw8rl8087hddljyw6mcpzdmhxw309ucnydewxqhrqt338gmnwdehv07p8s team just won the CS:GO tournament Orange league by Dustup and Swan. The prize pool was 21 MILLION sats and we absolutely destroyed it 😎

What a win, congratulations all of you!!!

Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?

Because she wanted to go to high school.