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Where do Santa's elves go swimming?

The North pool.

What do you call Santa when he takes a break?

Santa Pause.

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How does Santa take pictures?

With his Pole-aroid camera.

Why does Santa go through the chimney? Because it soots him.

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Where do pencils go on vacation?

Pencil-vania

Which letter of the alphabet has the most water?

The “C”!

What is the math teacher’s favorite dessert?

Pi

How do you open a banana?

With a mon-key.